Tiglath's Emotes About Sex

They are not too dirty, just suggestive. I stole these emotes from somewhere and converted them to my standard format. I hope you like them.

Emote Install groups

I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.

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What The Emotes Look Like

This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.

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S!ActAge
Room:	says, "Act your age, not your size."
User:	says to UserName, "Act your age, not your size."

S!Adultery
Room:	says, "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
User:	says to UserName, "Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

S!Air
Room:	says, "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any."

S!Authorities
Room:	says, "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
User:	says to UserName, "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

S!BadForMe
Room:	says, "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."
User:	says to UserName, "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."

S!BedRock
Room:	says, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."
User:	says to UserName, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

S!BendOver
Room:	says, "Bend over, I'll drive."
User:	says to UserName, "Bend over, I'll drive."

S!BetterThan
Room:	says, "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
User:	says to UserName, "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."

S!Bigamy
Room:	says, "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. "
User:	says to UserName, "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. "

S!Big
Room:	says, "Big doesn't necessarily mean better... Sunflowers aren't better than violets."
User:	says to UserName, "Big doesn't necessarily mean better... Sunflowers aren't better than violets."

S!BlameYourself
Room:	says, "If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."
User:	says to UserName, "If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."

S!BlowJob
Room:	says, "If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth."
User:	says to UserName, "If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth."

S!BrainPenis
Room:	says, "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
User:	says to UserName, "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

S!Bridge
Room:	says, "Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand no partner is needed."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is like a bridge game; if you have a good hand no partner is needed."

S!BurnBridges
Room:	says, "When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes."
User:	says to UserName, "When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes."

S!Chastity
Room:	says, "Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest."
User:	says to UserName, "Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest."

S!Chemistry
Room:	says, "Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."
User:	says to UserName, "Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."

S!Clone
Room:	asks everyone in the room, "If you had a clone of me would you fuck it?"
User:	asks UserName, "If you had a clone of me would you fuck it?"

S!ComeTogether
Room:	says, "To go together is blessed, to come together is divine!"
User:	says to UserName, "To go together is blessed, to come together is divine!"

S!Creative
Room:	says, "Be creative: invent a perversion."
User:	says to UserName, "Be creative: invent a perversion."

S!DateNympho
Room:	says, "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cum out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to yee olde masturbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."
User:	says to UserName, "It's like dating a nymphomaniac who can suck the cum out of your dick without even undoing your fly, and then being forced to go back to yee olde masturbation ritual of warm mayonnaise in a sock."

S!Dentist
Room:	says, "All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."
User:	says to UserName, "All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."

S!DescribeSex
Room:	says, "Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is."
User:	says to UserName, "Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is."

S!DetachablePenis
Room:	thinks about a detachable penis
User:	UserName comes with the detachable penis in varying lengths. Kind of like a Mr. Potato Head...only they call it just Mr. Head

S!DiseaseCure
Room:	says, "Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."
User:	says to UserName, "Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

S!DoItYourself
Room:	says, "Sex is like anything else; if you want it done right you have to do it yourself."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is like anything else; if you want it done right you have to do it yourself."

S!DoneRight
Room:	says, "Sex is natural, but not if it's done right."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is natural, but not if it's done right."

S!DontKnow
Room:	says, "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again."
User:	says to UserName, "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again."

S!DressUpForIt
Room:	says, "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."
User:	says to UserName, "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it."

S!EatShit
Room:	says, "A thousand million flies can't be wrong - eat shit."
User:	says to UserName, "A thousand million flies can't be wrong - eat shit."

S!Economics
Room:	says, "I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."
User:	says to UserName, "I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, it's all been tried, and if it's really new, it's probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy."

S!Empty
Room:	says, "Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

S!Erection
Room:	says, "An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."
User:	says to UserName, "An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."

S!Erotica
Room:	says, "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
User:	says to UserName, "The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

S!Failure
Room:	says, "It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."
User:	says to UserName, "It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less."

S!FakeOrgasm
Room:	says, "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
User:	says to UserName, "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."

S!Forgotten
Room:	says, "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
User:	says to UserName, "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

S!FreeHands
Room:	says, "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
User:	says to UserName, "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."

S!FreeSex
Room:	says, "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
User:	says to UserName, "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."

S!FrightenHorses
Room:	says, "It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
User:	says to UserName, "It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

S!Gomorrah
Room:	says, "I bet the people of Gomorrah felt like they got the short end of the stick. After all, they didn't get a perversion named after them."
User:	says to UserName, "I bet the people of Gomorrah felt like they got the short end of the stick. After all, they didn't get a perversion named after them."

S!GrabAss
Room:	says, "The voices keep telling me to reach out and grab someones ass, but then i remember what a sexual harrassment suit can do to me."
User:	says, "The voices keep telling me to reach out and grab UserName's ass, but then i remember what a sexual harrassment suit can do to me."

S!GroupSex
Room:	says, "If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs."
User:	says to UserName, "If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs."

S!HadSex
Room:	Has had sex
User:	Has had sex with people like UserName and during the middle of it thought, "what am i doing?"

S!HamsterTurtle
Room:	says, "Question: What's the difference between a hamster and a turtle? Answer: With a turtle you don't need duct tape..."
User:	says to UserName, "Question: What's the difference between a hamster and a turtle? Answer: With a turtle you don't need duct tape..."

S!HandBush
Room:	says, "The man who said 'A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes."
User:	says to UserName, "The man who said 'A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush' has been putting his bird in the wrong bushes."

S!Hereditary
Room:	says, "Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."

S!Homosexuality
Room:	says, "If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce."
User:	says to UserName, "If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce."

S!ILoveYou
Room:	says, "There are many ways to say 'I Love You' but Fucking is the fastest."
User:	says to UserName, "There are many ways to say 'I Love You' but Fucking is the fastest."

S!Intellectual
Room:	says, "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
User:	says to UserName, "An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

S!InventedSex
Room:	says, "I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."
User:	says to UserName, "I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."

S!Kinky
Room:	says, "Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken"
User:	says to UserName, "Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken"

S!KnockMasturbation
Room:	says, "Don't knock Masturbation, it's sex with someone you love!"
User:	says to UserName, "Don't knock Masturbation, it's sex with someone you love!"

S!LickingFrog
Room:	says, "A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again."
User:	says to UserName, "A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again."

S!LightHard
Room:	says, "The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."
User:	says to UserName, "The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."

S!LittleLamb
Room:	says, "Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn..."
User:	says to UserName, "Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for sleeping in the barn..."

S!LongOrThick
Room:	says, "Whether a long one or a thick one it matters not, as long as it satisfies in abundance!"
User:	says to UserName, "Whether a long one or a thick one it matters not, as long as it satisfies in abundance!"

S!MakesYouDeaf
Room:	says, "If masturbation makes you deaf, fellatio makes you mute, at least until you finish it."
User:	says to UserName, "If masturbation makes you deaf, fellatio makes you mute, at least until you finish it."

S!Mistress
Room:	says, "A mistress comes between a mister and his mattress."
User:	says to UserName, "A mistress comes between a mister and his mattress."

S!MoneyCanBuy
Room:	says, "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
User:	says to UserName, "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

S!MouthShut
Room:	says, "If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut!"
User:	says to UserName, "If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut!"

S!Natural
Room:	says, "If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"
User:	says to UserName, "If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"

S!NeedPlace
Room:	says, "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
User:	says to UserName, "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

S!Nymphomaniac
Room:	says, "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."
User:	says to UserName, "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man."

S!OneAdult
Room:	says, "The trouble with my sex life is that it too often takes place with just one consenting adult."
User:	says to UserName, "The trouble with my sex life is that it too often takes place with just one consenting adult."

S!OneAndOff
Room:	says, "I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her."
User:	says to UserName, "I once knew a woman who offered her honor so I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her."

S!OneOrgasm
Room:	says, "One orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand."
User:	says to UserName, "One orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand."

S!OnResume
Room:	says, "What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume."
User:	says to UserName, "What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know, because I want to put it on my resume."

S!OralSex
Room:	says, "Oral Sex: the taste of things to come."
User:	says to UserName, "Oral Sex: the taste of things to come."

S!Orgasm
Room:	says, "The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment."
User:	says to UserName, "The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment."

S!PainInAss
Room:	says, "If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position."
User:	says to UserName, "If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position."

S!PayAttention
Room:	says, "It's important to pay close attention in school - for years I thought that bears masturbated all winter."
User:	says to UserName, "It's important to pay close attention in school - for years I thought that bears masturbated all winter."

S!Peppermint
Room:	says, "When I bite into a york peppermint pattie, I get the sensation of a thousand arctic penguins running up my ass. Does anyone want one?"
User:	says to UserName, "When I bite into a york peppermint pattie, I get the sensation of a thousand arctic penguins running up my ass. Do you want one?"

S!PerMinute
Room:	says, "Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?"
User:	says to UserName, "Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?"

S!Pickpockets
Room:	says, "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
User:	says to UserName, "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

S!Pizza
Room:	says, "Sex is like pizza, even if it's done bad, it's still good."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is like pizza, even if it's done bad, it's still good."

S!Pleasure
Room:	says, "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable."
User:	says to UserName, "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable."

S!Pompeii
Room:	says, "There is Graffiti on a wall of Pompeii that reads, 'I have screwed many girls here.'"
User:	says to UserName, "There is Graffiti on a wall of Pompeii that reads, 'I have screwed many girls here.'"

S!PostNudies
Room:	says, "This is pretty cool, i usually just post nudies of myself."
User:	says to UserName, "This is pretty cool, i usually just post nudies of myself."

S!Recipe
Room:	says, "I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe."
User:	says to UserName, "I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe."

S!SecondBest
Room:	says, "My brain, my second best organ..."
User:	says to UserName, "My brain, my second best organ..."

S!SexDeath
Room:	says, "The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you."
User:	says to UserName, "The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you."

S!SexOnTV
Room:	says, "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."

S!SexQuestion
Room:	says, "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer."

S!SexWasGood
Room:	says, "The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
User:	says to UserName, "The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

S!ShareIt
Room:	says, "If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone?"
User:	says to UserName, "If sex is so personal, why do we have to share it with someone?"

S!SmokeAfterSex
Room:	says, "You know, if you smoke after having sex, you're doing it WAY too fast..."
User:	says to UserName, "You know, if you smoke after having sex, you're doing it WAY too fast..."

S!SoftBeat
Room:	says, "Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked."
User:	says to UserName, "Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked."

S!SpreadWord
Room:	says, "The word today is Legs... Spread the word."
User:	says to UserName, "The word today is Legs... Spread the word."

S!StartWithoutMe
Room:	says, "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."
User:	says to UserName, "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me."

S!StatueOfLiberty
Room:	says, "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
User:	says to UserName, "My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

S!TheView
Room:	says, "You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
User:	says to UserName, "You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."

S!TwoOrFive
Room:	says, "Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic!"
User:	says to UserName, "Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five it's fantastic!"

S!TwoSexes
Room:	says, "No two sexes are alike."
User:	says to UserName, "No two sexes are alike."

S!Understand
Room:	says, "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other."
User:	says to UserName, "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other."

S!Unnatural
Room:	says, "The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform."
User:	says to UserName, "The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform."

S!ViceVersa
Room:	says, "Tell him I've been too fucking busy or vice versa."
User:	says to UserName, "Tell him I've been too fucking busy or vice versa."

S!WiggleWorm
Room:	says, "It's not how you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."
User:	says to UserName, "It's not how you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm."

S!Writing
Room:	says, "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."
User:	says to UserName, "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money."

S!Yale
Room:	says, "If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised."
User:	says to UserName, "If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised."