Tiglath's Bart Simpson's Blackboard Openings Emotes
I took the list compiled by Don Del Grande, del_gran@ix.netcom.com
and converted them to emotes. I hope you like them.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Generic Emotes
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
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| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
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| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| BS!12Inch |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist" |
| BS!32Old |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not a 32 year old woman" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not a 32 year old woman" |
| BS!5Days |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Five days is not too long to wait for a gun" |
| BS!Abbrev |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not use abbrev." |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not use abbrev." |
| BS!AllWork |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy" |
| BS!Armpits |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "No one wants to hear from my armpits" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "No one wants to hear from my armpits" |
| BS!Asbestos |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not certified to remove asbestos" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not certified to remove asbestos" |
| BS!AtMe |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "They are laughing at me, not with me" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "They are laughing at me, not with me" |
| BS!Attitude |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not get very far with this attitude" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not get very far with this attitude" |
| BS!Attorney |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I do not have power of attorney over first graders" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I do not have power of attorney over first graders" |
| BS!Authorized |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers" |
| BS!BadAgain |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not do anything bad ever again" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not do anything bad ever again" |
| BS!Bagman |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, ""Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, ""Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice" |
| BS!Barf |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not barf unless I'm sick" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not barf unless I'm sick" |
| BS!Bathroom |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not charge admission to the bathroom" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not charge admission to the bathroom" |
| BS!Beans |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Beans are neither fruit nor musical" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Beans are neither fruit nor musical" |
| BS!Beltch |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not belch the National Anthem" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not belch the National Anthem" |
| BS!Bewitched |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, ""Bewitched" does not promote Satanism" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, ""Bewitched" does not promote Satanism" |
| BS!Boring |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "This punishment is not boring and pointless" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "This punishment is not boring and pointless" |
| BS!BoysRoom |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The boys room is not a water park" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The boys room is not a water park" |
| BS!Bras |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not snap bras" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not snap bras" |
| BS!Bribe |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not bribe Principal Skinner" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not bribe Principal Skinner" |
| BS!Bucks |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, ""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, ""Bart Bucks" are not legal tender" |
| BS!Burns |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Indian burns are not our cultural heritage" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Indian burns are not our cultural heritage" |
| BS!BurpAnswer |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "A burp is not an answer" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "A burp is not an answer" |
| BS!BurpClass |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not burp in class" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not burp in class" |
| BS!Bury |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not bury the new kid" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not bury the new kid" |
| BS!Chalk |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not waste chalk" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not waste chalk" |
| BS!Christmas |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The Christmas Pageant does not stink" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The Christmas Pageant does not stink" |
| BS!Clue |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "This is not a clue...or is it?" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "This is not a clue...or is it?" |
| BS!Coffee |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Coffee is not for kids" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Coffee is not for kids" |
| BS!Corners |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not cut corners" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not cut corners" |
| BS!Cures |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not sell miracle cures" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not sell miracle cures" |
| BS!Cursive |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does" |
| BS!DeepFryer |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy" |
| BS!Defame |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not defame New Orleans" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not defame New Orleans" |
| BS!Deiplomatic |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I do not have diplomatic immunity" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I do not have diplomatic immunity" |
| BS!Dentist |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not a dentist" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not a dentist" |
| BS!Disect |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not dissect things unless instructed" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not dissect things unless instructed" |
| BS!Donuts |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not hang donuts on my person" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not hang donuts on my person" |
| BS!DrDeath |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "My name is not Dr. Death" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "My name is not Dr. Death" |
| BS!Drive |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not drive the principal's car" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not drive the principal's car" |
| BS!Dumbface |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface" |
| BS!Elvis |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I did not see Elvis" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I did not see Elvis" |
| BS!Emmy |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will never win an Emmy" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will never win an Emmy" |
| BS!Explosives |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "High explosives and school don't mix" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "High explosives and school don't mix" |
| BS!Fake |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not fake my way through life" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not fake my way through life" |
| BS!Fifth |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment" |
| BS!Finish |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will finish what I sta" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will finish what I sta" |
| BS!FireDrill |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not conduct my own fire drills" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not conduct my own fire drills" |
| BS!Fire |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom" |
| BS!First |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The First Amendment does not cover burping" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The First Amendment does not cover burping" |
| BS!Flatuent |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not make flatuent noises in class" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not make flatuent noises in class" |
| BS!Florida |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not sell land in Florida" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not sell land in Florida" |
| BS!Fly |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not encourage others to fly" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not encourage others to fly" |
| BS!Frail |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not torment the emotionally frail" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not torment the emotionally frail" |
| BS!Funny |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Funny noises are not funny" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Funny noises are not funny" |
| BS!GarlicGum |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Garlic gum is not funny" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Garlic gum is not funny" |
| BS!Gods |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not carve gods" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not carve gods" |
| BS!Goldfish |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Goldfish don't bounce" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Goldfish don't bounce" |
| BS!GoodHumor |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far" |
| BS!Grease |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not grease the monkey bars" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not grease the monkey bars" |
| BS!Hail |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan" |
| BS!Head |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not aim for the head" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not aim for the head" |
| BS!Homework |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man" |
| BS!HotCakes |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"" |
| BS!Ignorance |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty" |
| BS!Kidding |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal" |
| BS!Kindergarten |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not go near the kindergarten turtle" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not go near the kindergarten turtle" |
| BS!Lard |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not send lard through the mail" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not send lard through the mail" |
| BS!Leper |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Teacher is not a leper" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Teacher is not a leper" |
| BS!Medication |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will remember to take my medication" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will remember to take my medication" |
| BS!Milestones |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not celebrate meaningless milestones" |
| BS!Money |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not eat things for money" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not eat things for money" |
| BS!Morph |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough" |
| BS!Mud |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Mud is not one of the 4 food groups" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Mud is not one of the 4 food groups" |
| BS!NakedLadies |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not draw naked ladies in class" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not draw naked ladies in class" |
| BS!NerveGas |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Nerve gas is not a toy" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Nerve gas is not a toy" |
| BS!Once |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will only do this once a year" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will only do this once a year" |
| BS!Organ |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Organ transplants are best left to the professionals" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Organ transplants are best left to the professionals" |
| BS!Pants |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not trade pants with others" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not trade pants with others" |
| BS!Perscribe |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not prescribe medication" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not prescribe medication" |
| BS!Pledge |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not pledge allegiance to Bart" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not pledge allegiance to Bart" |
| BS!Potato |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "It's potato, not potatoe" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "It's potato, not potatoe" |
| BS!ReTransmit |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball" |
| BS!Revolution |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not instigate revolution" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not instigate revolution" |
| BS!Sammy |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr." |
| BS!Saucy |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not delightfully saucy" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not delightfully saucy" |
| BS!Saw |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge" |
| BS!Scaffolding |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Next time it could be me on the scaffolding" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Next time it could be me on the scaffolding" |
| BS!SeeingEye |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will return the seeing-eye dog" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will return the seeing-eye dog" |
| BS!Seizure |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not fake seizures" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not fake seizures" |
| BS!Sell |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not sell school property" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not sell school property" |
| BS!Sheep |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not bring sheep to class" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not bring sheep to class" |
| BS!ShesDead |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call" |
| BS!ShowBusiness |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "There are plenty of businesses like show business" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "There are plenty of businesses like show business" |
| BS!ShowOff |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not show off" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not show off" |
| BS!Sleep |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not sleep through my education" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not sleep through my education" |
| BS!Solution |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not complain about the solution when I hear it" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not complain about the solution when I hear it" |
| BS!Spank |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not spank others" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not spank others" |
| BS!Spitting |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I am not a lean mean spitting machine" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I am not a lean mean spitting machine" |
| BS!Spitwads |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Spitwads are not free speech" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Spitwads are not free speech" |
| BS!Springfield |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause" |
| BS!SpudHead |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not call the principal "spud head"" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not call the principal "spud head"" |
| BS!Squeak |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not squeak chalk" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not squeak chalk" |
| BS!Stateboard |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not skateboard in the halls" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not skateboard in the halls" |
| BS!Strut |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not strut around like I own the place" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not strut around like I own the place" |
| BS!Sunburn |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Nobody likes sunburn slappers" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Nobody likes sunburn slappers" |
| BS!Tar |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Tar is not a plaything" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Tar is not a plaything" |
| BS!TeachFly |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not teach others to fly" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not teach others to fly" |
| BS!Tongue |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not do that thing with my tongue" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not do that thing with my tongue" |
| BS!Toupee |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee" |
| BS!Turtle |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not spin the turtle" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not spin the turtle" |
| BS!Underpants |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "No one is interested in my underpants" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "No one is interested in my underpants" |
| BS!Underwear |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Underwear should be worn on the inside" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Underwear should be worn on the inside" |
| BS!Wedgies |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things" |
| BS!Whittle |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not whittle hall passes out of soap" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not whittle hall passes out of soap" |
| BS!Xerox |
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| Room: | Scrawls on the blackboard, "I will not Xerox my butt" |
| User: | Scrawls on the blackboard to UserName, "I will not Xerox my butt" |
