Tiglath's Battery Operated Boyfriend Emotes for Women
It doesn't matter if you prefer a carrot, vibrator,
dildo, or batter operated boyfriend, the bond between
a woman and her toy is very special.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Emotes Designed for a Woman
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
| TiglathsEmail |
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| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
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| Room: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| b!10lbs |
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| Room: | says, "My vibrator doesn't care when I gain 10 pounds." |
| User: | says to UserName, "My vibrator doesn't care when I gain 10 pounds." |
| b!6foot |
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| Room: | says, "When you buy a 6 foot dildo, and call it a marital aid, you are stretching not just the anatomy, but the limits of credibility." |
| User: | says to UserName, "When you buy a 6 foot dildo, and call it a marital aid, you are stretching not just the anatomy, but the limits of credibility." |
| b!action |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators are always ready for action." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators are always ready for action." |
| b!asleep |
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| Room: | says, "My vibrator doesn't fall to sleep and snore afterwards." |
| User: | says to UserName, "My vibrator doesn't fall to sleep and snore afterwards." |
| b!bar |
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| Room: | says, "You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home." |
| User: | says to UserName, "You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home." |
| b!battery |
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| Room: | says, "I love my battery operated boyfriend." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I love my battery operated boyfriend." |
| b!beer |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer." |
| b!boring |
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| Room: | says, "Chat is so boring, there are no men jerking off on cam, and the batteries in my vibrator ran down." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Chat is so boring, there are no men jerking off on cam, and the batteries in my vibrator ran down." |
| b!borrowb |
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| Room: | says, "Can I borrow some batteries?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Can I borrow some batteries?" |
| b!borrowd |
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| Room: | says, "Anyone have a dildo I can borrow?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Anyone have a dildo I can borrow?" |
| b!buckomatic |
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| Room: | says, "Wow, a buckomatic!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Wow, a buckomatic!" |
| b!colors |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators come in numerous colors and sizes to suit every need." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators come in numerous colors and sizes to suit every need." |
| b!dildo |
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| Room: | says, "Today's secret word is 'dildo'!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Today's secret word is 'dildo'!" |
| b!ducttape |
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| Room: | says, "Wild night tonight: hedgehog, duct tape, and dildo!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Wild night tonight: hedgehog, duct tape, and dildo!" |
| b!ears |
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| Room: | says, "If I twist your ears can I control how fast you lick like I do with my vibrator?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "If I twist your ears can I control how fast you lick like I do with my vibrator?" |
| b!fart |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators never fart in bed." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators never fart in bed." |
| b!fat |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators don't make you fat for nine months or make you sick in the morning." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators don't make you fat for nine months or make you sick in the morning." |
| b!fewadmit |
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| Room: | says, "Masturbation is something everyone does and few admit to." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Masturbation is something everyone does and few admit to." |
| b!finish |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator won't turn off before you finish." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator won't turn off before you finish." |
| b!flirts |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator never flirts your best friend " |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator never flirts your best friend" |
| b!focustip |
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| Room: | says, "Focuses the tip of her battery operated boyfriend on her tender button." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Focuses the tip of her battery operated boyfriend on her tender button." |
| b!football |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators don't watch football when you want to talk." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators don't watch football when you want to talk." |
| b!girlout |
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| Room: | says, "You can take the girl out of dildo but you can't take the dildo out of the girl!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "You can take the girl out of dildo but you can't take the dildo out of the girl!" |
| b!givecarrot |
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| Room: | says, "Hands everyone a carrot." |
| User: | Hands UserName, a carrot. |
| b!hasbeen |
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| Room: | says, "I know exactly were my vibrator has been." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I know exactly were my vibrator has been." |
| b!havedate |
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| Room: | says, "I have a date with a dildo." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I have a date with a dildo." |
| b!head |
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| Room: | says, "My head is vibrating, now I know how it feels to be a vibrator." |
| User: | says to UserName, "My head is vibrating, now I know how it feels to be a vibrator." |
| b!justsay |
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| Room: | says, "Why don't you just say you need a dildo?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Why don't you just say you need a dildo?" |
| b!katcarrot |
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| Room: | says, "Have a carrot on Katie." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Have a carrot on Katie." |
| b!kissbye |
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| Room: | says, "It's time to kiss your battery operated boyfriend goodbye." |
| User: | says to UserName, "It's time to kiss your battery operated boyfriend goodbye." |
| b!lifemess |
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| Room: | says, "When life's a mess and filled with stress reach for your dildo." |
| User: | says to UserName, "When life's a mess and filled with stress reach for your dildo." |
| b!little |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators take up very little room on the bed." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators take up very little room on the bed." |
| b!living |
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| Room: | says, "Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living." |
| b!loveflown |
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| Room: | says, "When love has flown and you're all alone reach for your dildo." |
| User: | says to UserName, "When love has flown and you're all alone reach for your dildo." |
| b!machine |
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| Room: | says, "The bond between a woman and a machine is very special." |
| User: | says to UserName, "The bond between a woman and a machine is very special." |
| b!man |
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| Room: | says, "A man is just a dildo with a big carrying case." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A man is just a dildo with a big carrying case." |
| b!medieval |
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| Room: | says, "I have a vibrator that looks like a cross between a toilet brush and a medieval torture implement." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I have a vibrator that looks like a cross between a toilet brush and a medieval torture implement." |
| b!mess |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators never make a mess." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators never make a mess." |
| b!microwv |
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| Room: | says, "I want a microwavable dildo. I'm sick of the cold plastic." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I want a microwavable dildo. I'm sick of the cold plastic." |
| b!moreone |
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| Room: | says, "It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time." |
| User: | says to UserName, "It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time." |
| b!mothers |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators don't have mothers." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators don't have mothers." |
| b!move |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators move." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators move." |
| b!name |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you." |
| b!needman |
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| Room: | says, "Who needs a man? Dominoes delivers and I have a fresh pack of Duracells." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Who needs a man? Dominoes delivers and I have a fresh pack of Duracells." |
| b!offon |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator is easy to turn on and off." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator is easy to turn on and off." |
| b!overdrive |
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| Room: | says, "Kicks pleasure into overdrive with her vibrator" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Kicks pleasure into overdrive with her vibrator" |
| b!overtime |
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| Room: | says, "Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is." |
| b!ownedone |
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| Room: | says, "I've never even seen a dildo, let alone owned one!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "I've never even seen a dildo, let alone owned one!" |
| b!picknose |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators never pick their nose in bed." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators never pick their nose in bed." |
| b!pissed |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator won't get pissed off when dinner isn't cooked." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator won't get pissed off when dinner isn't cooked." |
| b!please |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator's only aim in life is to please you." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator's only aim in life is to please you." |
| b!plugin |
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| Room: | says, "Have you seen the NEW Digital (c) Vibrating Dildo (DVD) with USB connections. Now you can plug-in to the internet in new, exciting ways!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Have you seen the NEW Digital (c) Vibrating Dildo (DVD) with USB connections. Now you can plug-in to the internet in new, exciting ways!" |
| b!reach |
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| Room: | says, "Sex toys stimulate areas that nothing else can reach." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Sex toys stimulate areas that nothing else can reach." |
| b!ridecarrot |
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| Room: | says, "Katie wants to ride her carrot." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Katie wants to ride her carrot." |
| b!rotation |
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| Room: | says, "I love my vibrator. It twists, vibrates and even has reverse rotation!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "I love my vibrator. It twists, vibrates and even has reverse rotation!" |
| b!rtspot |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators find all the right spots." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators find all the right spots." |
| b!satisfy |
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| Room: | says, "A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you." |
| User: | says to UserName, "A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you." |
| b!sendaway |
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| Room: | says, "When a lover you've twice caught cheating tells you that his heart's still beating don't let him stay, send him away and reach for your dildo." |
| User: | says to UserName, "When a lover you've twice caught cheating tells you that his heart's still beating don't let him stay, send him away and reach for your dildo." |
| b!share |
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| Room: | says, "You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman unless you want to, " |
| User: | says to UserName, "You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman unless you want to," |
| b!shave |
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| Room: | says, "Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave." |
| b!size |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators." |
| b!skull |
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| Room: | says, "Careful or I will skullfuck you with a barbed and trifurcated black leather dildo!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Careful or I will skullfuck you with a barbed and trifurcated black leather dildo!" |
| b!sleep |
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| Room: | says, "Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep." |
| b!spiceup |
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| Room: | says, "Sex toys can be a great, healthy way to enhance or spice up a relationship." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Sex toys can be a great, healthy way to enhance or spice up a relationship." |
| b!suck |
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| Room: | says, "You'll never have to suck a vibrator." |
| User: | says to UserName, "You'll never have to suck a vibrator." |
| b!talk |
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| Room: | says, "They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV." |
| User: | says to UserName, "They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV." |
| b!trucks |
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| Room: | says, "Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!" |
| b!voice |
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| Room: | says, "I want a voice operated dildo." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I want a voice operated dildo." |
| b!weasel |
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| Room: | says, "You know a mans penis looks a lot like a shaved weasel." |
| User: | says to UserName, "You know a mans penis looks a lot like a shaved weasel." |
| b!worry |
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| Room: | says, "You never worry about where your vibrator has been before." |
| User: | says to UserName, "You never worry about where your vibrator has been before." |
