Tiglath's Christmas Emotes for Men
Merry Christmas to All!
I hope these emotes get you into the Christmas mood.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Emotes Designed for a Man to use on a Woman
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
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| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
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| Room: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| 25!Afraid |
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| Room: | says, "Who's Afraid Of The Mistletoe?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Who's Afraid Of The Mistletoe?" |
| 25!Annihilate |
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| Room: | says, "Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies... and Christmas, right?" |
| 25!Ascii |
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| Room: | says, "I'm dreaming of an ascii character-based monochrome Christmas, Just like the one's I used to know! Via a full duplex communications channel, At 9600 bits per second, Even though it's kinda slow." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I'm dreaming of an ascii character-based monochrome Christmas, Just like the one's I used to know! Via a full duplex communications channel, At 9600 bits per second, Even though it's kinda slow." |
| 25!Beartrap |
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| Room: | says, "Ooh, neat! Santa got caught in this beartrap I set! Wow! He gnawed his own foot off to escape!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Ooh, neat! Santa got caught in this beartrap I set! Wow! He gnawed his own foot off to escape!" |
| 25!Breasts |
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| Room: | says, "Why are women's breasts like a train set at Christmas time? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Why are women's breasts like a train set at Christmas time? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them." |
| 25!Candy |
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| Room: | says, "I might have a candy cane in my pocket for you." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I might have a candy cane in my pocket for you." |
| 25!Children |
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| Room: | says, "Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them." |
| 25!Credit |
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| Room: | says, "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit." |
| 25!Deadly |
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| Room: | says, "Mistletoe can be deadle if you eat it but a kiss is even deadler if you mean it." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Mistletoe can be deadle if you eat it but a kiss is even deadler if you mean it." |
| 25!Disarm |
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| Room: | says, "Somebody wanna disarm Santa Claus?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Somebody wanna disarm Santa Claus?" |
| 25!Donner |
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| Room: | says, "This room looks like the Donner Party Christmas Special" |
| User: | says to UserName, "This room looks like the Donner Party Christmas Special" |
| 25!Eggnog |
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| Room: | says, "How can I keep Santa from drinking up all the egg nog in the fridge on Christmas eve? He always ends up puking on the roof on his way out and it makes a mess when it runs down the walls." |
| User: | says to UserName, "How can I keep Santa from drinking up all the egg nog in the fridge on Christmas eve? He always ends up puking on the roof on his way out and it makes a mess when it runs down the walls." |
| 25!Elves |
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| Room: | says, "Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses." |
| 25!Frosty |
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| Room: | says, "Why was Frosty the Snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower was coming." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Why was Frosty the Snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower was coming." |
| 25!Fruitcake |
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| Room: | says, "Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Fruitcakes make ideal gifts because the Postal Service has been unable to find a way to damage them. They last forever, largely because nobody ever eats them." |
| 25!Gay |
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| Room: | says, "Now we don our gay apparel. Hmm I must be in the wrong group." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Now we don our gay apparel. Hmm I must be in the wrong group." |
| 25!Heart |
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| Room: | says, "Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, You won't find it under the tree." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, You won't find it under the tree." |
| 25!ImFruitcake |
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| Room: | says, "Hi, I'm A Fruitcake. Pass Me Around." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Hi, I'm A Fruitcake. Pass Me Around." |
| 25!Interesting |
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| Room: | says, "I have found some interesting place to hang the mistletoe. Want to see?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "I have found some interesting place to hang the mistletoe. Want to see?" |
| 25!Jolly |
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| Room: | says, "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." |
| User: | says to UserName, "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." |
| 25!Joyous |
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| Room: | says, "If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away." |
| User: | says to UserName, "If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away." |
| 25!Keys |
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| Room: | says, "I've got the keys to the Santa's sleigh tonight." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I've got the keys to the Santa's sleigh tonight." |
| 25!Maiden |
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| Room: | says, "Look, mistletoe. Many a maiden lost her virtue thanks to this little plant." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Look, mistletoe. Many a maiden lost her virtue thanks to this little plant." |
| 25!Mall |
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| Room: | says, "CHRISTMAS: A time when each of us gets to reflect upon what we each most deeply and sincerely believe in. Money. At the mall of our choice." |
| User: | says to UserName, "CHRISTMAS: A time when each of us gets to reflect upon what we each most deeply and sincerely believe in. Money. At the mall of our choice." |
| 25!Mason |
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| Room: | says, "This room looks like the Manson family Christmas Special."" |
| User: | says to UserName, "This room looks like the Manson family Christmas Special."" |
| 25!Menorah |
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| Room: | says, "Santa always passes me by. Something puts him off... could be the big honkin menorah." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Santa always passes me by. Something puts him off... could be the big honkin menorah." |
| 25!Microsoft |
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| Room: | says, "I am pleased to announce Microsoft has purchased all rights to Christmas. From now on, you must own a copy of Windows to enjoy Christmas. All Mac users are now automatically Jewish." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I am pleased to announce Microsoft has purchased all rights to Christmas. From now on, you must own a copy of Windows to enjoy Christmas. All Mac users are now automatically Jewish." |
| 25!Milk |
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| Room: | says, "Instead of milk and cookies, leave Santa a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Instead of milk and cookies, leave Santa a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds." |
| 25!Mistletoe |
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| Room: | says, "Who needs mistletoe? Give me a kiss!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Who needs mistletoe? Give me a kiss!" |
| 25!Mommy |
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| Room: | says, "I saw mommy giving Santa a blow job underneath the mistletoe last night." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I saw mommy giving Santa a blow job underneath the mistletoe last night." |
| 25!Naughty |
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| Room: | says, "Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty girls?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty girls?" |
| 25!NewYears |
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| Room: | says, "If this is what you guys do for Christmas eve, I have *got* to be here for New Years!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "If this is what you guys do for Christmas eve, I have *got* to be here for New Years!" |
| 25!OCum |
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| Room: | says, "Let us now sing: 'O Cum All Ye Face-full'" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Let us now sing: 'O Cum All Ye Face-full'" |
| 25!OnceYear |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas comes but once a year, A time for love and laughter; You can come much more than that, But you have to clean up after." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas comes but once a year, A time for love and laughter; You can come much more than that, But you have to clean up after." |
| 25!Overripe |
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| Room: | says, "Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Like an overripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor." |
| 25!Pervert |
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| Room: | says, "So let me get this straight. This large man in red suit want you to sit on his lap so he can give you a candy cane to eat. Sounds like pervert to me!" |
| User: | says to UserName, "So let me get this straight. This large man in red suit want you to sit on his lap so he can give you a candy cane to eat. Sounds like pervert to me!" |
| 25!Reindeer |
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| Room: | says, "Look, it's the Christmas episode of Psycho Dad. It's a classic. This is the one where you find out how he got those 8 reinbeer heads on his wall." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Look, it's the Christmas episode of Psycho Dad. It's a classic. This is the one where you find out how he got those 8 reinbeer heads on his wall." |
| 25!SaveTrip |
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| Room: | says, "Be naughty and save Santa the trip." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Be naughty and save Santa the trip." |
| 25!Season |
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| Room: | says, "I wish all of you a Merry Christmas or a Happy Holiday Season, whichever is appropriate." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I wish all of you a Merry Christmas or a Happy Holiday Season, whichever is appropriate." |
| 25!Sex01 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because you want it to snow during Christmas." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because you want it to snow during Christmas." |
| 25!Sex02 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because you can sing about Christmas in the streets." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because you can sing about Christmas in the streets." |
| 25!Sex03 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas never has a headache." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas never has a headache." |
| 25!Sex04 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because even Al Bundy looks forward to Christmas." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because even Al Bundy looks forward to Christmas." |
| 25!Sex05 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because if your present is too small or too tight, it can be readily exchanged." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because if your present is too small or too tight, it can be readily exchanged." |
| 25!Sex06 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because after the festivities, there are no wet spots to sleep on." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because after the festivities, there are no wet spots to sleep on." |
| 25!Sex07 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas is legally fun with your family." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas is legally fun with your family." |
| 25!Sex08 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas pictures (usualy) can't be used as incriminating evidence in a court of law." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas pictures (usualy) can't be used as incriminating evidence in a court of law." |
| 25!Sex09 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas never comes too early." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas never comes too early." |
| 25!Sex10 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas surprises do not need to be treated with penecillian." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is better than sex because Christmas surprises do not need to be treated with penecillian." |
| 25!Sexist |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is totally sexist. The tree is such a phallic symbol, and Father Christmas is just symbolic of child-abusing fat uncles." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is totally sexist. The tree is such a phallic symbol, and Father Christmas is just symbolic of child-abusing fat uncles." |
| 25!Shovel |
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| Room: | says, "I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking." |
| 25!Sleeping |
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| Room: | says, "Santa knows where you've been sleeping...." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Santa knows where you've been sleeping...." |
| 25!Stocking |
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| Room: | says, "I have your stocking stuffer right here." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I have your stocking stuffer right here." |
| 25!Strange |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas is a strange season. We sing songs in front of dead trees and eat candy out of our socks." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas is a strange season. We sing songs in front of dead trees and eat candy out of our socks." |
| 25!Tired |
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| Room: | says, "If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires." |
| User: | says to UserName, "If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for a new set of tires." |
| 25!Trees01 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck." |
| 25!Trees02 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day." |
| 25!Trees03 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees." |
| 25!Trees04 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because when you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because when you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away." |
| 25!Trees05 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it." |
| 25!Trees06 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because you can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because you can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home." |
| 25!Trees07 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls." |
| 25!Trees08 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet." |
| 25!Trees09 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices." |
| 25!Trees10 |
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| Room: | says, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Christmas trees are better than women because Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past." |
| 25!Twitch |
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| Room: | says, "Maybe I'm just twitchy 'cause it's the Christmas season." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Maybe I'm just twitchy 'cause it's the Christmas season." |
| 25!TwoPack |
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| Room: | says, "Nothing makes you feel like a kid again at Christmas like opening a two-pack of hooters." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Nothing makes you feel like a kid again at Christmas like opening a two-pack of hooters." |
| 25!UnwrapMe |
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| Room: | says, "Would you like to find me all wrapped up and under your tree on Christmas morning?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "Would you like to find me all wrapped up and under your tree on Christmas morning?" |
| 25!UnwrapYou |
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| Room: | says, "I would love to find you under the tree on Christmas morning so I could unwrap you." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I would love to find you under the tree on Christmas morning so I could unwrap you." |
| 25!Virgin |
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| Room: | says, "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." |
| User: | says to UserName, "The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." |
| 25!White |
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| Room: | says, "May your days be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white." |
| User: | says to UserName, "May your days be merry and bright. And may all your Christmases be white." |
| 25!Wreath |
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| Room: | says, "I've got something you can hang a wreath on." |
| User: | says to UserName, "I've got something you can hang a wreath on." |
| 25!Yuletide |
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| Room: | says, "Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles." |
| User: | says to UserName, "Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles." |
