Tiglath's Insult Emotes

I stole these insults from somewhere and converted them to my standard emote format. I hope you like them.

Emote Install groups

I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.

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What The Emotes Look Like

This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.

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I!3Men
Room:	says, "You do the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe"
User:	says to UserName, "You do the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe"

I!AnyoneHurt
Room:	says, "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
User:	says to UserName, "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"

I!AtZoo
Room:	says, "I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo."
User:	says to UserName, "I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo."

I!BetterAtSex
Room:	says, "You are better at sex than anyone; now all you need is a partner."
User:	says to UserName, "You are better at sex than anyone; now all you need is a partner."

I!BirthControl
Room:	says, "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!"
User:	says to UserName, "Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!"

I!Blanket
Room:	says, "Your ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere."
User:	says to UserName, "Your ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere."

I!Blueprint
Room:	says, "You are the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot."
User:	says to UserName, "You are the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot."

I!Bodies
Room:	says, "Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
User:	says to UserName, "Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

I!BornFarm
Room:	says, "I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?"
User:	says to UserName, "I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?"

I!BrainReject
Room:	says, "I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"
User:	says to UserName, "I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"

I!Brains
Room:	says, "Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing"
User:	says to UserName, "Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing"

I!BrainTransplant
Room:	says, "If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used."
User:	says to UserName, "If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used."

I!CageOpen
Room:	says, "How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?"
User:	says to UserName, "How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?"

I!CantCount
Room:	says, "I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."
User:	says to UserName, "I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high."

I!CantHurt
Room:	says, "If what you don't know can't hurt you, then you are invulnerable."
User:	says to UserName, "If what you don't know can't hurt you, then you are invulnerable."

I!Career
Room:	says, "It's all right to be ignorant, but it's stupid to make a career out of it."
User:	says to UserName, "It's all right to be ignorant, but it's stupid to make a career out of it."

I!Clever
Room:	says, "You are a stupid person's idea of a clever person."
User:	says to UserName, "You are a stupid person's idea of a clever person."

I!ClueShoe
Room:	says, "If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot."
User:	says to UserName, "If clues were shoes, you'd go barefoot."

I!CrossedMind
Room:	says, "So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
User:	says to UserName, "So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."

I!Diability
Room:	says, "If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension."
User:	says to UserName, "If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension."

I!DuctTape
Room:	says, "I am already visualising sticking the duck tape over your mouth"
User:	says, "I am already visualising sticking the duck tape over UserName's mouth"

I!Education
Room:	says, "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance"
User:	says to UserName, "I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance"

I!EmptyFeeling
Room:	says, "Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?"
User:	says to UserName, "Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?"

I!Encyclopedic
Room:	says, "You ignorance is encyclopedic."
User:	says to UserName, "You ignorance is encyclopedic."

I!EveryKnow
Room:	says, "Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds."
User:	says to UserName, "Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds."

I!Exercise
Room:	says, "You get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue."
User:	says to UserName, "You get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue."

I!FaceSaint
Room:	says, "You have the face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."
User:	says to UserName, "You have the face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."

I!Fear
Room:	says, "You doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear' - but then again you doesn't know the meaning of most words"
User:	says to UserName, "You doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear' - but then again you doesn't know the meaning of most words"

I!FewFacts
Room:	says, "It's a lot easier to form an opinion when you have only a few of the facts."
User:	says to UserName, "It's a lot easier to form an opinion when you have only a few of the facts."

I!FindYourself
Room:	says, "Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't."
User:	says to UserName, "Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't."

I!Fingertip
Room:	says, "You have loosened your fingertip grip on reality and have finally, and inevitably, descended into the depths insanity."
User:	says to UserName, "You have loosened your fingertip grip on reality and have finally, and inevitably, descended into the depths insanity."

I!FirstTime
Room:	says, "I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying."
User:	says to UserName, "I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying."

I!Fluently
Room:	says, "You know so little and know it so fluently."
User:	says to UserName, "You know so little and know it so fluently."

I!Fool
Room:	says, "I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"
User:	says to UserName, "I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others"

I!Gargle
Room:	says, "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge but it looks as if you just gargled."
User:	says to UserName, "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge but it looks as if you just gargled."

I!Genocide
Room:	says, "If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!"
User:	says to UserName, "If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!"

I!GivesDamn
Room:	says, "Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."
User:	says to UserName, "Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."

I!GodHumor
Room:	says, "You are proof that God has a sense of humor."
User:	says to UserName, "You are proof that God has a sense of humor."

I!GrowOnTree
Room:	says, "People like you don't just grow on trees - they swing from them"
User:	says to UserName, "People like you don't just grow on trees - they swing from them"

I!HeadExamined
Room:	says, "I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there."
User:	says to UserName, "I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there."

I!HelpYouOut
Room:	says, "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
User:	says to UserName, "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"

I!HumanRace
Room:	says, "As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
User:	says to UserName, "As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

I!HumanSimilar
Room:	says, "Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!"
User:	says to UserName, "Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!"

I!Humilate
Room:	says, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
User:	says to UserName, "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

I!Ignorance
Room:	says, "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."
User:	says to UserName, "If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive."

I!Ignore
Room:	says "I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
User:	says to UserName, "I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time?"

I!IQ60
Room:	says, "You are the only genius with an IQ of 60."
User:	says to UserName, "You are the only genius with an IQ of 60."

I!KeepTalking
Room:	says, "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."
User:	says to UserName, "Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent."

I!LargeBrain
Room:	says, "You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance."
User:	says to UserName, "You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance."

I!LikeYou
Room:	says, "Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?"
User:	says to UserName, "Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?"

I!Lobotomy
Room:	says, "Now that you have learned to control your drooling, that wig hides your lobotomy scar quite well."
User:	says to UserName, "Now that you have learned to control your drooling, that wig hides your lobotomy scar quite well."

I!M&M
Room:	says, "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M."
User:	says to UserName, "If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M."

I!Mind
Room:	says, "Your mind is far to small to be let out on its own."
User:	says to UserName, "Your mind is far to small to be let out on its own."

I!MonkeyBrain
Room:	says, "When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage."
User:	says to UserName, "When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage."

I!Monkey
Room:	says, "I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?"
User:	says to UserName, "I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?"

I!MotherBark
Room:	says, "I bet your mother has a loud bark!"
User:	says to UserName, "I bet your mother has a loud bark!"

I!Nature
Room:	says, "Do you still love 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to you?"
User:	says to UserName, "Do you still love 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to you?"

I!NewBrain
Room:	says, "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it."
User:	says to UserName, "I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it."

I!NobodyFool
Room:	says, "I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you."
User:	says to UserName, "I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you."

I!NonSupport
Room:	says, "Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?"
User:	says to UserName, "Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?"

I!Notice
Room:	says, "I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice."
User:	says to UserName, "I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice."

I!OftenLost
Room:	says, "Do you often get lost in the unfamiliar territory of thought?"
User:	says to UserName, "Do you often get lost in the unfamiliar territory of thought?"

I!OneThought
Room:	says, "I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!"
User:	says to UserName, "I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!"

I!OpenMind
Room:	says, "Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it."
User:	says to UserName, "Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it."

I!OtherCheek
Room:	says, "I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."
User:	says to UserName, "I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."

I!Outside
Room:	says, "I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside."
User:	says to UserName, "I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside."

I!Oxygen
Room:	says, "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?"
User:	says to UserName, "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?"

I!Parents
Room:	says, "Are your parents siblings?"
User:	says to UserName, "Are your parents siblings?"

I!PayAdmission
Room:	says, "I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!"
User:	says to UserName, "I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!"

I!PickClothes
Room:	says, "Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"
User:	says to UserName, "Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?"

I!PostageStamp
Room:	says, "You could type every thing you know on the back of a postage stamp."
User:	says to UserName, "You could type every thing you know on the back of a postage stamp."

I!Reality
Room:	says, "Commit yourself to a Psychiatric hospital before your sanity disappears, and you are strapped in a chair; fed mushy peas with a rubber spoon with only your tortured fantasies for comfort"
User:	says to UserName, "Commit yourself to a Psychiatric hospital before your sanity disappears, and you are strapped in a chair; fed mushy peas with a rubber spoon with only your tortured fantasies for comfort"

I!RunAway
Room:	says, "Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?"
User:	says to UserName, "Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?"

I!Satisfied
Room:	says, "It's remarkable how large a part ignorance plays in making a person satisfied with themself."
User:	says to UserName, "It's remarkable how large a part ignorance plays in making a person satisfied with themself."

I!SharpTongue
Room:	says, "A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"
User:	says to UserName, "A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind"

I!SoStupid
Room:	says, "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!"
User:	says to UserName, "I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!"

I!Speech
Room:	says, "The trouble with you is that you lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."
User:	says to UserName, "The trouble with you is that you lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech."

I!SteelTrap
Room:	says, "You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!"
User:	says to UserName, "You have a mind like a steel trap - always closed!"

I!StupidLicens
Room:	says, "Don't you need a license to be that stupid?"
User:	says to UserName, "Don't you need a license to be that stupid?"

I!StupidPeople
Room:	says, "Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."
User:	says to UserName, "Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people."

I!StupidRight
Room:	says, "Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you abused the privilege!"
User:	says to UserName, "Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you abused the privilege!"

I!Thinking
Room:	says, "Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking?"
User:	says to UserName, "Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking?"

I!ThisStupid
Room:	says, "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"
User:	says to UserName, "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

I!TwoFace
Room:	says, "There are only two things I dislike about you: your face."
User:	says to UserName, "There are only two things I dislike about you: your face."

I!UglyLicense
Room:	says, "Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"
User:	says to UserName, "Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"

I!UglyRight
Room:	says, "Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"
User:	says to UserName, "Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"

I!Vacancies
Room:	says, "The hotel of your mind has many vacancies."
User:	says to UserName, "The hotel of your mind has many vacancies."

I!Vaccine
Room:	says, "There is no vaccine against stupidity."
User:	says to UserName, "There is no vaccine against stupidity."

I!Virtues
Room:	says, "You have all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire."
User:	says to UserName, "You have all the virtues I dislike, and none of the vices I admire."

I!Vulture
Room:	says, "I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat."
User:	says to UserName, "I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat."

I!WhatAreYou
Room:	says, "Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?"
User:	says to UserName, "Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?"

I!WhiteLies
Room:	says, "You tells enough white lies to ice a cake."
User:	says to UserName, "You tells enough white lies to ice a cake."

I!Wisdom
Room:	says, "Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn."
User:	says to UserName, "Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn."

I!WithoutBrain
Room:	says, "You living proof that person can live without a brain!"
User:	says to UserName, "You living proof that person can live without a brain!"

I!WorseAdvice
Room:	says, "Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."
User:	says to UserName, "Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice."

I!YourView
Room:	says, "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
User:	says to UserName, "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."