Tiglath's Emote Pickup Lines 03
The third of many pickup lines.
I stole these emotes from somewhere and converted them to my standard
format. I hope you like them.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Generic Emotes
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
| TiglathsEmail |
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| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| TiglathsEmotes |
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| Room: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| Airport |
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| Room: | says, Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
| User: | says to UserName, Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? |
| AmIDead |
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| Room: | says, Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! |
| User: | says to UserName, Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! |
| AnswerPrayers |
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| Room: | says, Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! |
| User: | says to UserName, Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! |
| AreWhatWeEat |
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| Room: | says, If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
| User: | says to UserName, If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. |
| BehindRock |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? |
| BetterBetter |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! |
| BondsBody |
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| Room: | says, You know I really am James Bond's body double. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know I really am James Bond's body double. |
| BorrowYours |
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| Room: | says, Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? |
| BoyScouts |
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| Room: | says, Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot |
| User: | says to UserName, Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot |
| BrainsOut |
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| Room: | says, You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. |
| BurnCalories |
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| Room: | says, I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. |
| User: | says to UserName, I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. |
| BustNut |
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| Room: | says, If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? |
| User: | says to UserName, If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? |
| CallMom |
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| Room: | says, Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. |
| CallRoommate |
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| Room: | says, Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! |
| User: | says to UserName, Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! |
| CallYourMom |
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| Room: | says, Can I borrow a quarter because I wanna call your mom and thank her! |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I borrow a quarter because I wanna call your mom and thank her! |
| CurvesNoBrakes |
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| Room: | says, Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! |
| DanceInShoes |
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| Room: | says, Think you can dance in those shoes? |
| User: | says to UserName, Think you can dance in those shoes? |
| Earmuffs |
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| Room: | says, Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. |
| FaceLeaving |
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| Room: | says, My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? |
| User: | says to UserName, My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? |
| FaceLikeThat |
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| Room: | says, What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? |
| User: | says to UserName, What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? |
| FatherMechanic |
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| Room: | says, Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? |
| User: | says to UserName, Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? |
| FeedBag |
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| Room: | says, Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! |
| FriskHer |
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| Room: | says, Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! |
| User: | says to UserName, Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! |
| GetDirections |
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| Room: | says, I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? |
| User: | says to UserName, I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? |
| GoHomeNow |
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| Room: | says, "Are you ready to go home now?" |
| User: | says to UserName, "are you ready to go home now?" |
| GoodMath |
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| Room: | says, You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. |
| GreatOnYou |
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| Room: | says, That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I. |
| User: | says to UserName, That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I. |
| GreekGods |
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| Room: | says, Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. |
| User: | says to UserName, Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. |
| Gretchen |
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| Room: | says, Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? |
| User: | says to UserName, Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? |
| IcinessHeart |
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| Room: | says, Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. |
| User: | says to UserName, Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. |
| IdShootYou |
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| Room: | says, If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. |
| User: | says to UserName, If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. |
| InHeat |
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| Room: | says, Pardon me, are you in heat?! |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me, are you in heat?! |
| JamesBond |
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| Room: | says, Bond. James Bond. |
| User: | says to UserName, Bond. James Bond. |
| LensesTurnDark |
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| Room: | says, My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. |
| User: | says to UserName, My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. |
| LibraryCard |
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| Room: | says, Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! |
| LieDown |
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| Room: | says, Lie down. I think I love you. |
| User: | says to UserName, Lie down. I think I love you. |
| LongFall |
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| Room: | says, Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. |
| User: | says to UserName, Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. |
| LoosenClothes |
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| Room: | says, Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. |
| User: | says to UserName, Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. |
| LostVirginity |
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| Room: | says, Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? |
| User: | says to UserName, Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? |
| LoveBone |
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| Room: | says, I love every bone in your body...especially mine. |
| User: | says to UserName, I love every bone in your body...especially mine. |
| LoveBuffet |
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| Room: | says, Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and eat what I want! |
| User: | says to UserName, Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and eat what I want! |
| MadeInHeaven |
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| Room: | says, Just as I thought, according to your shirt tag you were made in heaven! |
| User: | says to UserName, Just as I thought, according to your shirt tag you were made in heaven! |
| MadlyInBed |
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| Room: | says, I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
| User: | says to UserName, I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |
| MeltInMouth |
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| Room: | says, I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. |
| User: | says to UserName, I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. |
| MeltPlastic |
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| Room: | says, You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! |
| User: | says to UserName, You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! |
| MirrorPocket |
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| Room: | says, Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants. |
| MoreIDrink |
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| Room: | says, You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! |
| User: | says to UserName, You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! |
| NameIsTig |
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| Room: | says, Hi, my name's Tig, how do you like me so far? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, my name's Tig, how do you like me so far? |
| NeverBed |
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| Room: | says, Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? |
| User: | says to UserName, Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? |
| NiceMelons |
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| Room: | says, Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! |
| User: | says to UserName, Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! |
| NiceShirt |
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| Room: | says, That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? |
| User: | says to UserName, That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? |
| NiceShoes |
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| Room: | says, Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? |
| User: | says to UserName, Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? |
| NoParking |
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| Room: | says, You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. |
| User: | says to UserName, You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. |
| NotGoHome |
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| Room: | says, Why don't you surprise your husband and not go home tonight? |
| User: | says to UserName, Why don't you surprise your husband and not go home tonight? |
| NotWearing |
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| Room: | says, That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. |
| User: | says to UserName, That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. |
| NudgeOrCall |
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| Room: | says, Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? |
| User: | says to UserName, Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? |
| OneMore |
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| Room: | says, You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? |
| User: | says to UserName, You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? |
| PenisChicken |
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| Room: | says, Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! |
| PerfectSquare |
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| Room: | says, You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? |
| User: | says to UserName, You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? |
| PieceMind |
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| Room: | says, You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. |
| PiercedNipples |
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| Room: | says, Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... |
| PizzaScrew |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? |
| PlayCarnival |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. |
| PlayLion |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. |
| PrettiestTeeth |
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| Room: | says, You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. |
| PrettyBalls |
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| Room: | says, You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. |
| User: | says to UserName, You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. |
| RememberTig |
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| Room: | says, My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later. |
| User: | says to UserName, My name is Tig. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later. |
| SexConversation |
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| Room: | says, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? |
| SexyNegligee |
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| Room: | says, If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? |
| User: | says to UserName, If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? |
| SitOnLap |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? |
| SleepFront |
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| Room: | says, Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? |
| SomethingSwell |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, you want to see something swell? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, you want to see something swell? |
| SpreadWord |
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| Room: | says, Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! |
| TakeOffBlouse |
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| Room: | says, My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. |
| User: | says to UserName, My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. |
| TakeShower |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! |
| TalkHeat |
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| Room: | says, OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat |
| User: | says to UserName, OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat |
| TerrificLover |
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| Room: | says, I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. |
| User: | says to UserName, I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. |
| ThingsStraight |
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| Room: | says, Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. |
| User: | says to UserName, Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. |
| TickleAss |
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| Room: | Can I tickle your ass with a feather? |
| User: | says to UserName, can I tickle your ass with a feather? |
| TigGorgeous |
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| Room: | says, Nice to meet you, I'm Tig and you are...gorgeous! |
| User: | says to UserName, Nice to meet you, I'm Tig and you are...gorgeous! |
| TrainConductor |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) |
| VoicesInHead |
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| Room: | says, Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! |
| WalkByAgain |
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| Room: | says, Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
| User: | says to UserName, Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? |
| WannaRoll |
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| Room: | says, At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" |
| User: | says to UserName, At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" |
| WeDidAnyway |
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| Room: | says, Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! |
| User: | says to UserName, Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! |
| Wings |
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| Room: | puts his hands on her shoulders and says, "Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings." |
| User: | puts his hands on UserName's shoulders and says, "Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings." |
| YourFaceOr |
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| Room: | says, Your face or mine? |
| User: | says to UserName, Your face or mine? |
