Tiglath's Emote Pickup Lines 04
The fourth of many pickup lines.
I stole these emotes from somewhere and converted them to my standard
format. I hope you like them.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Generic Emotes
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
| TiglathsEmail |
| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| TiglathsEmotes |
| Room: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| AllEat |
| Room: | says, Hey baby, let me guess your sign. Is it "All you can eat"? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, let me guess your sign. Is it "All you can eat"? |
| AmExLover |
| Room: | says, Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me! |
| BeuSmile |
| Room: | says, Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile |
| BodyGood |
| Room: | says, Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. |
| ButtHat |
| Room: | says, I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? |
| User: | says to UserName, I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? |
| CallGod |
| Room: | says, Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! |
| CanIFlirt |
| Room: | says, Can I flirt with you? |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I flirt with you? |
| CPR |
| Room: | says, I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! |
| User: | says to UserName, I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! |
| CuteWork |
| Room: | says, Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? |
| User: | says to UserName, Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? |
| DaddyBaker |
| Room: | says, Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! |
| User: | says to UserName, Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns! |
| DieHappy |
| Room: | says, Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? |
| User: | says to UserName, Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? |
| DiffSchool |
| Room: | says, Hey, didn't we go to different schools together? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey, didn't we go to different schools together? |
| DirectionsToHeart |
| Room: | says, Can I have the directions to your heart! |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I have the directions to your heart! |
| DontWorry |
| Room: | says, Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. |
| User: | says to UserName, Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. |
| Eggs |
| Room: | says, Tell me how like your eggs cooked so I will know what to make for you in the morning! |
| User: | says to UserName, Tell me how like your eggs cooked so I will know what to make for you in the morning! |
| Enjoy |
| Room: | says, If you really enjoyed yourself tonight maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! |
| User: | says to UserName, If you really enjoyed yourself tonight maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime! |
| Extramarital |
| Room: | says, What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? |
| User: | says to UserName, What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? |
| FlyLow |
| Room: | says, I didn't know that angels could fly so low! |
| User: | says to UserName, I didn't know that angels could fly so low! |
| Gatorade |
| Room: | says, I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade! |
| User: | says to UserName, I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade! |
| GinScotch |
| Room: | says, Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? |
| User: | says to UserName, Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa? |
| GreatStereo |
| Room: | says, If you like music I've got a great stereo in my bedroom! |
| User: | says to UserName, If you like music I've got a great stereo in my bedroom! |
| Gynecologist |
| Room: | says, Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. |
| User: | says to UserName, Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. |
| HalvesBaby |
| Room: | says, Wanna go half in a baby? |
| User: | says to UserName, Wanna go half in a baby? |
| HappyNaked |
| Room: | says, You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! |
| Harddrive |
| Room: | says, Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy. |
| User: | says to UserName, Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy. |
| HaveChild |
| Room: | says, Hi, do you want to have my children? Or at least practice at making them? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, do you want to have my children? Or at least practice at making them? |
| HoldMouse |
| Room: | says, Was sitting here holding this mouse and I realized I'd rather be holding you. |
| User: | says to UserName, Was sitting here holding this mouse and I realized I'd rather be holding you. |
| HotInHere |
| Room: | says, Is it hot in here, or is it just you? |
| User: | says to UserName, Is it hot in here, or is it just you? |
| IComeHere |
| Room: | says, Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? |
| Incompatible |
| Room: | says, Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! |
| User: | says to UserName, Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are! |
| KeepMe |
| Room: | says, If I follow you home, will you keep me? |
| User: | says to UserName, If I follow you home, will you keep me? |
| LightSwitch |
| Room: | says, Beauty is only a light switch away... |
| User: | says to UserName, Beauty is only a light switch away... |
| LikePeaches |
| Room: | says, Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. |
| User: | says to UserName, Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. |
| LipstickTooth |
| Room: | says, Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off? |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off? |
| LiteSwitch |
| Room: | says, Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! |
| LiveHere |
| Room: | says, Excuse me, do you live around here often? |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, do you live around here often? |
| LockCrotches |
| Room: | says, Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? |
| LookGood |
| Room: | says, You know, I would look real good on you! |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I would look real good on you! |
| LookOver |
| Room: | after looking the room over says, Just making sure you were the right size! |
| User: | says to UserName, after checking her over, Just making sure you were the right size! |
| LostEyes |
| Room: | says, Do you have a map because I just get lost in your eyes. |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you have a map because I just get lost in your eyes. |
| ManFriend |
| Room: | says, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. But when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me. |
| User: | says to UserName, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. But when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me. |
| MilkGood |
| Room: | says, I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? |
| User: | says to UserName, I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? |
| MissYahoo |
| Room: | says, Hey, didn't you win the Miss Yahoo contest last year? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey, didn't you win the Miss Yahoo contest last year? |
| MrRight |
| Room: | says, Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? |
| User: | says to UserName, Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now? |
| MyJaw |
| Room: | says, Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! |
| NeedName |
| Room: | says, Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. |
| NoseYou |
| Room: | says, Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better! |
| NotCry |
| Room: | says, If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. |
| User: | says to UserName, If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. |
| PickupLine |
| Room: | says, Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? |
| PieceHeaven |
| Room: | says, I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. |
| User: | says to UserName, I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. |
| ScreamMoan |
| Room: | says, Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner? |
| SeatTaken |
| Room: | says, is this seat taken? |
| User: | grabs UserName's ass and says, Pardon me, is this seat taken? |
| ShipHarbor |
| Room: | says, I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? |
| User: | says to UserName, I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night? |
| ShortCash |
| Room: | says, Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? |
| Smile4Me |
| Room: | says, I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? |
| User: | says to UserName, I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? |
| SodFeet |
| Room: | says, I would love to be the sod under your feet. |
| User: | says to UserName, I would love to be the sod under your feet. |
| SopBiscut |
| Room: | says, Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! |
| User: | says to UserName, Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! |
| SpacePants |
| Room: | says, Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! |
| User: | says to UserName, Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! |
| Sprinkler |
| Room: | says, I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler? |
| User: | says to UserName, I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler? |
| Stamps |
| Room: | says, Want to see my stamp collection? |
| User: | says to UserName, Want to see my stamp collection? |
| StandStill |
| Room: | says, Stand still so I can pick you up! |
| User: | says to UserName, Stand still so I can pick you up! |
| StretchMarks |
| Room: | says, Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth? |
| User: | says to UserName, Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth? |
| SurveyPhone |
| Room: | says, Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. |
| TakeMe |
| Room: | says, If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me. |
| User: | says to UserName, If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me. |
| TanLines |
| Room: | says, Can I see your tan lines? |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I see your tan lines? |
| TeddyBear |
| Room: | says, I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
| User: | says to UserName, I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? |
| TenBucks |
| Room: | says, I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. |
| User: | says to UserName, I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. |
| ThreeMonths |
| Room: | says, I have only three months to live... |
| User: | says to UserName, I have only three months to live... |
| TickleButton |
| Room: | says, Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? |
| UseWhip |
| Room: | says, Do you know how to use a whip? |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you know how to use a whip? |
| VeryUnhappy |
| Room: | says, If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now! |
| User: | says to UserName, If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now! |
| WatchingYou |
| Room: | says, Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you! |
| WetClothes |
| Room: | says, How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? |
| User: | says to UserName, How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes? |
| WhereBeen |
| Room: | says, Where have you been all my life? |
| User: | says to UserName, Where have you been all my life? |
| Windex |
| Room: | says, Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. |
| YourDope |
| Room: | says, Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. |
| User: | says to UserName, Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. |