Tiglath's Emote Pickup Lines 04

The fourth of many pickup lines. I stole these emotes from somewhere and converted them to my standard format. I hope you like them.

Emote Install groups

I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.

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What The Emotes Look Like

This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.

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User:Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org
TiglathsEmotes
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User:These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org
AllEat
Room:says, Hey baby, let me guess your sign. Is it "All you can eat"?
User:says to UserName, Hey baby, let me guess your sign. Is it "All you can eat"?
AmExLover
Room:says, Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
User:says to UserName, Baby, I'm an American Express lover.... You shouldn't go home without me!
BeuSmile
Room:says, Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
User:says to UserName, Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
BodyGood
Room:says, Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
User:says to UserName, Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
ButtHat
Room:says, I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
User:says to UserName, I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
CallGod
Room:says, Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
User:says to UserName, Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
CanIFlirt
Room:says, Can I flirt with you?
User:says to UserName, Can I flirt with you?
CPR
Room:says, I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
User:says to UserName, I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
CuteWork
Room:says, Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
User:says to UserName, Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
DaddyBaker
Room:says, Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
User:says to UserName, Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
DieHappy
Room:says, Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
User:says to UserName, Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
DiffSchool
Room:says, Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
User:says to UserName, Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
DirectionsToHeart
Room:says, Can I have the directions to your heart!
User:says to UserName, Can I have the directions to your heart!
DontWorry
Room:says, Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
User:says to UserName, Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
Eggs
Room:says, Tell me how like your eggs cooked so I will know what to make for you in the morning!
User:says to UserName, Tell me how like your eggs cooked so I will know what to make for you in the morning!
Enjoy
Room:says, If you really enjoyed yourself tonight maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
User:says to UserName, If you really enjoyed yourself tonight maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
Extramarital
Room:says, What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
User:says to UserName, What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
FlyLow
Room:says, I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
User:says to UserName, I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Gatorade
Room:says, I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
User:says to UserName, I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
GinScotch
Room:says, Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
User:says to UserName, Would you like Gin and platonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
GreatStereo
Room:says, If you like music I've got a great stereo in my bedroom!
User:says to UserName, If you like music I've got a great stereo in my bedroom!
Gynecologist
Room:says, Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
User:says to UserName, Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
HalvesBaby
Room:says, Wanna go half in a baby?
User:says to UserName, Wanna go half in a baby?
HappyNaked
Room:says, You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
User:says to UserName, You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Harddrive
Room:says, Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy.
User:says to UserName, Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy.
HaveChild
Room:says, Hi, do you want to have my children? Or at least practice at making them?
User:says to UserName, Hi, do you want to have my children? Or at least practice at making them?
HoldMouse
Room:says, Was sitting here holding this mouse and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
User:says to UserName, Was sitting here holding this mouse and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
HotInHere
Room:says, Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
User:says to UserName, Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
IComeHere
Room:says, Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
User:says to UserName, Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Incompatible
Room:says, Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
User:says to UserName, Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
KeepMe
Room:says, If I follow you home, will you keep me?
User:says to UserName, If I follow you home, will you keep me?
LightSwitch
Room:says, Beauty is only a light switch away...
User:says to UserName, Beauty is only a light switch away...
LikePeaches
Room:says, Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
User:says to UserName, Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
LipstickTooth
Room:says, Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
User:says to UserName, Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
LiteSwitch
Room:says, Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
User:says to UserName, Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
LiveHere
Room:says, Excuse me, do you live around here often?
User:says to UserName, Excuse me, do you live around here often?
LockCrotches
Room:says, Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
User:says to UserName, Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
LookGood
Room:says, You know, I would look real good on you!
User:says to UserName, You know, I would look real good on you!
LookOver
Room:after looking the room over says, Just making sure you were the right size!
User:says to UserName, after checking her over, Just making sure you were the right size!
LostEyes
Room:says, Do you have a map because I just get lost in your eyes.
User:says to UserName, Do you have a map because I just get lost in your eyes.
ManFriend
Room:says, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. But when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me.
User:says to UserName, I don't care if you have a boyfriend. But when you want a Man friend, come and talk to me.
MilkGood
Room:says, I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
User:says to UserName, I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
MissYahoo
Room:says, Hey, didn't you win the Miss Yahoo contest last year?
User:says to UserName, Hey, didn't you win the Miss Yahoo contest last year?
MrRight
Room:says, Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
User:says to UserName, Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
MyJaw
Room:says, Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
User:says to UserName, Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
NeedName
Room:says, Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
User:says to UserName, Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
NoseYou
Room:says, Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
User:says to UserName, Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
NotCry
Room:says, If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
User:says to UserName, If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
PickupLine
Room:says, Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
User:says to UserName, Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
PieceHeaven
Room:says, I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
User:says to UserName, I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
ScreamMoan
Room:says, Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
User:says to UserName, Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
SeatTaken
Room:says, is this seat taken?
User:grabs UserName's ass and says, Pardon me, is this seat taken?
ShipHarbor
Room:says, I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
User:says to UserName, I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
ShortCash
Room:says, Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
User:says to UserName, Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Smile4Me
Room:says, I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
User:says to UserName, I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
SodFeet
Room:says, I would love to be the sod under your feet.
User:says to UserName, I would love to be the sod under your feet.
SopBiscut
Room:says, Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
User:says to UserName, Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
SpacePants
Room:says, Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
User:says to UserName, Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Sprinkler
Room:says, I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
User:says to UserName, I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
Stamps
Room:says, Want to see my stamp collection?
User:says to UserName, Want to see my stamp collection?
StandStill
Room:says, Stand still so I can pick you up!
User:says to UserName, Stand still so I can pick you up!
StretchMarks
Room:says, Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
User:says to UserName, Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
SurveyPhone
Room:says, Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
User:says to UserName, Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
TakeMe
Room:says, If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
User:says to UserName, If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
TanLines
Room:says, Can I see your tan lines?
User:says to UserName, Can I see your tan lines?
TeddyBear
Room:says, I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
User:says to UserName, I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
TenBucks
Room:says, I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
User:says to UserName, I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
ThreeMonths
Room:says, I have only three months to live...
User:says to UserName, I have only three months to live...
TickleButton
Room:says, Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
User:says to UserName, Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
UseWhip
Room:says, Do you know how to use a whip?
User:says to UserName, Do you know how to use a whip?
VeryUnhappy
Room:says, If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now!
User:says to UserName, If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now!
WatchingYou
Room:says, Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
User:says to UserName, Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
WetClothes
Room:says, How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
User:says to UserName, How bout you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
WhereBeen
Room:says, Where have you been all my life?
User:says to UserName, Where have you been all my life?
Windex
Room:says, Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
User:says to UserName, Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them.
YourDope
Room:says, Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
User:says to UserName, Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

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