Tiglath's Emote Pickup Lines 05
The fifth of many pickup lines.
I stole these emotes from somewhere and converted them to my standard
format. I hope you like them.
Emote Install groups
I have created several batchs of emotes. The tables below allow you to select the emotes you want to install. The quick download programs are smaller and probably easier to use. The power user downloads allow changing the fonts and colors in the emotes. Click on the description for a detailed explanation of all the emotes in a group.
Generic Emotes
What The Emotes Look Like
This is an attempt to show what the emotes look like. It is not perfect but it should give you an idea.
| TiglathsEmail |
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| Room: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| User: | Send comments about these emotes to tiglath@tiglath.org |
| TiglathsEmotes |
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| Room: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| User: | These emotes are available at http://www.tiglath.org |
| AboutYou |
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| Room: | says, You know what I like about you? My arms. |
| User: | says to UserName, You know what I like about you? My arms. |
| Asphalt |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day! |
| Bahamas |
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| Room: | says, Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together? |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together? |
| Bastard |
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| Room: | says, How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard? |
| User: | says to UserName, How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard? |
| BeABroom |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. |
| BeautyQueen |
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| Room: | says, So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? |
| User: | says to UserName, So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? |
| Bedrock |
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| Room: | says, Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! |
| BeingTaken |
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| Room: | says, Are you going places or just being taken? |
| User: | says to UserName, Are you going places or just being taken? |
| BestGet |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get! |
| Blinded |
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| Room: | says, Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty? |
| User: | says to UserName, Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty? |
| Bones206 |
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| Room: | says, There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? |
| User: | says to UserName, There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more? |
| BreakIce |
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| Room: | takes an ice cube, smashes it, and says, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" |
| User: | takes an ice cube, smashes it, and says to UserName, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" |
| BuyDrinks |
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| Room: | says, Hi, can I buy you several drinks? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, can I buy you several drinks? |
| CatchBreath |
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| Room: | says, Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath! |
| ComeGo |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you look good coming AND going! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you look good coming AND going! |
| Conversation |
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| Room: | says, So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? |
| User: | says to UserName, So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation? |
| DaBomb |
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| Room: | says, Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb. |
| User: | says to UserName, Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb. |
| DivMult |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply! |
| EatYou |
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| Room: | says, Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? |
| User: | says to UserName, Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere? |
| EveryBone |
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| Room: | says, I like every bone in your body...especially mine. |
| User: | says to UserName, I like every bone in your body...especially mine. |
| ExpressRide |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love! |
| FarSouth |
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| Room: | says, I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. |
| User: | says to UserName, I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. |
| Fertilized |
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| Room: | says, How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? |
| User: | says to UserName, How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? |
| FlatTax |
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| Room: | says, I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you. |
| User: | says to UserName, I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you. |
| FriesShake |
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| Room: | says, Excuse me do fries come with that shake? |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me do fries come with that shake? |
| GiveRose |
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| Room: | says, I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose,  but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are... |
| User: | says to UserName, I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are... |
| Glad2Eat |
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| Room: | says, Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! |
| User: | says to UserName, Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya! |
| HairPillow |
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| Room: | says, Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? |
| User: | says to UserName, Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? |
| Hawaii |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!" |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!" |
| HeardAll |
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| Room: | says, I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you? |
| User: | says to UserName, I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you? |
| HeartCries |
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| Room: | says, Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips. |
| User: | says to UserName, Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips. |
| Hershey |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. |
| IfFlower |
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| Room: | says, Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you! |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you! |
| IllTell |
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| Room: | says, Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway. |
| User: | says to UserName, Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway. |
| Illuminate |
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| Room: | says, As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other. |
| User: | says to UserName, As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other. |
| ImCute |
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| Room: | says, My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| User: | says to UserName, My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute. |
| Inflation |
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| Room: | says, Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here. |
| User: | says to UserName, Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here. |
| Intoxicated |
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| Room: | says, I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
| User: | says to UserName, I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. |
| KABAAM |
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| Room: | says, I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM! |
| User: | says to UserName, I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM! |
| Kept4Self |
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| Room: | says, If God made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself. |
| User: | says to UserName, If God made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself. |
| LegsHurt |
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| Room: | says, Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
| User: | says to UserName, Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? |
| LookOnMe |
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| Room: | says, Did you know that you would sure look good on me? |
| User: | says to UserName, Did you know that you would sure look good on me? |
| LostNumber |
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| Room: | says, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? |
| User: | says to UserName, I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? |
| MarryCat |
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| Room: | says, I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. |
| User: | says to UserName, I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. |
| MoneyOnU |
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| Room: | says, I'd spend money on you I haven't even made. |
| User: | says to UserName, I'd spend money on you I haven't even made. |
| MoreCurves |
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| Room: | says, Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road! |
| User: | says to UserName, Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road! |
| MoreLegs |
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| Room: | says, Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! |
| User: | says to UserName, Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken! |
| NameCoffee |
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| Room: | says, Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night! |
| NiceBuns |
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| Room: | says, Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns. |
| User: | says to UserName, Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns. |
| NiceGirl |
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| Room: | says, What's a nice girl doing in a place like this? |
| User: | says to UserName, What's a nice girl doing in a place like this? |
| NotHeatU |
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| Room: | says, It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you. |
| User: | says to UserName, It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you. |
| OffBlouse |
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| Room: | says, My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public. |
| User: | says to UserName, My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public. |
| OweAppology |
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| Room: | says, So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology? |
| User: | says to UserName, So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology? |
| PartyPants |
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| Room: | says, There's a party in my pants and you're invited. |
| User: | says to UserName, There's a party in my pants and you're invited. |
| PersonU |
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| Room: | says, I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person. |
| User: | says to UserName, I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you are a better woman than you are a person. |
| PlaceSit |
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| Room: | says, As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. |
| User: | says to UserName, As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. |
| PlayField |
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| Room: | says, I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
| User: | says to UserName, I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. |
| PornStar |
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| Room: | says, Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star. |
| User: | says to UserName, Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star. |
| RomanticSide |
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| Room: | says, You know, I have a romantic side.... Let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out! |
| User: | says to UserName, You know, I have a romantic side.... Let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out! |
| Roses |
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| Room: | says, Here: I just wanted to show these roses how beautiful you really are. |
| User: | says to UserName, Here: I just wanted to show these roses how beautiful you really are. |
| RUTheOne |
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| Room: | says, Are you the one? |
| User: | says to UserName, Are you the one? |
| SeeSwell |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, you want to see something swell? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, you want to see something swell? |
| ShowDog |
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| Room: | says, I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over. |
| User: | says to UserName, I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over. |
| ShowMine |
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| Room: | says, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours? |
| User: | says to UserName, I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours? |
| SlamYou |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! |
| SleepNude |
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| Room: | says, Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude? |
| User: | says to UserName, Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude? |
| SleepStomach |
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| Room: | says, If you don't sleep on your stomach, may I? |
| User: | says to UserName, If you don't sleep on your stomach, may I? |
| SoftHard |
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| Room: | says, You make my software turn to hardware! |
| User: | says to UserName, You make my software turn to hardware! |
| StealHeart |
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| Room: | says, Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. |
| TaterTot |
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| Room: | says, Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida! |
| User: | says to UserName, Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida! |
| TellName |
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| Room: | says, Please tell me your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight. |
| User: | says to UserName, Please tell me your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight. |
| ThankMom |
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| Room: | says, Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her. |
| User: | says to UserName, Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her. |
| Thief |
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| Room: | says, You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room |
| User: | says to UserName, You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room |
| ToLive |
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| Room: | says, Hi. I only have 3 months to live. |
| User: | says to UserName, Hi. I only have 3 months to live. |
| TouchAngel |
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| Room: | says, Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? |
| User: | says to UserName, Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? |
| Walk3Miles |
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| Room: | says, I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. |
| User: | says to UserName, I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners. |
| WhatDidUSay |
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| Room: | says, What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. |
| User: | says to UserName, What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me. |
| WithLips |
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| Room: | says, If your not doing anything with your lips, how would you like to talk to me? |
| User: | says to UserName, If your not doing anything with your lips, how would you like to talk to me? |
| Wrenches |
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| Room: | says, Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten! |
| User: | says to UserName, Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten! |
| Your9.9 |
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| Room: | says, Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9... |
| User: | says to UserName, Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9... |
| YourGirl |
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| Room: | says, So...you're a girl? |
| User: | says to UserName, So...you're a girl? |
